Ridiculously Badass

Boy: I want 30 happy meals. Mc D’s Drive Thru Attendant (DTA):  What kind of Happy Meals? Boy: Just put hamburgers in them. DTA:  So, for boys or for girls? Boy: For men!

Battery Onion Old banana Hot dog Eggs Half eaten sandwich Hello Kitty Suit (for boys) Black Bean Cheese Potato My Little Pony (for boys) Invisible fence Mom:”Jimmy Kimmel told me to do it.” Son: “Well tell Jimmy to suck my balls!”

Hilarious flamboyant kid who uses his birthday gift from Larry, a sewing machine, to create a pillow sham with a swastika.